24 Hours of Lemons
In the Fall of 2016, six friends late at night in a dorm room decided to enter a 24 Hours of Lemons race. We hopped on craigslist and found someone in New Hampshire selling his old Mercedes Benz 300E for $250. 24 Hours later, we were the proud owners of a rather non-functional car with very little idea what we had gotten ourselves in to.
But before we continue, a little context. The 24 Hours of Lemons is an endurance racing series that takes place across the US where teams buy and repair cars for no more than $500 (this doesn’t account for the cost of safety equipment). The races are typically not 24 hours long, ours was 14.5 hours over two days, though that’s still asking for a lot from cars that are barely clinging on to life. For more context on the race series as a whole, here’s a link to their site.
Olga, as she became affectionately known was not in good shape when we bought her. She didn’t run, her engine smelled like it was flooded with gas, and her interior was more cigarette-butt than leather.
However, over the course of the next 12 months, we would travel to New Hampshire (our friend’s family had a shop they so graciously let us use) almost every weekend to work on the car, and slowly it all came together. Just getting the car running took 8 weeks, and in that time we :
Replaced Head Gasket
Leveled Head
Cleaned valves
Replaced and spaced all spark plugs
Replaced distributor, distributor cap, and wiring loom
Replaced all corroded hydraulic and fuel lines
Drained and replaced all fluids
Diagnosed lack of spark as malfunctioning firing computer
Replaced firing computer
Replaced exhaust and intake manifold gaskets
Once those eight weeks were done, we had a running, driving car. Now we began the performance and safety modifications. This meant removing the entire interior, patching any holes in the frame, designing, fabricating, and installing a roll cage, installing an electronic cut-off, and installing a race seat with 5 point harness.
With all our safety equipment installed, and the car as ready for racing as it would ever be, we drove up to New Hampshire for the first actual track racing any of us had ever participated in. In our 14.5 hours of the track, the car ran flawlessly, and apart from a few cosmetic bruises here and there from some other over-zealous racers, came out unscathed.
After a year of work we all managed to get out on to the track. Were we fast? not at all, our car had maybe 180 horsepower new, and with our jumble of vacuum tubes that were just left unplugged we were maybe making 120, but we were consistent. We managed to run flawlessly for the entire race, and the organizers appreciated that grit so much that we were awarded the highest award of the race, the coveted “Index of Effluency”.
And finally, our trophy, the coveted “Index of Effluency”. You may be thinking, “So if they themselves admit that they were slow, how did they come away with the most coveted award of the race and the largest cash prize?” Well, the IOE trophy isn’t for coming first in the race, in fact, coming first is pretty heavily discouraged as it shows you either didn’t have enough fun, or cheated and went above your $500 cap, hence why winning coming first nets only $400 (compared to $601 for the IOE). The IOE then, is awarded to the car that had the best ratio of “least likely to be a good race car” to “was actually a good race car”. By showing up in a boat of a German luxury sedan with notoriously unreliable electronics and a 4 speed automatic transmission, yet running faultlessly for the entire race, we handily met those requirements.
Over the course of a year, everyone on our team went from minimal knowledge of how a car works to pretty seasoned veterans of car maintenance. The breadth of issues we had to deal with to get Olga into racing shape was enormous, from simple brake replacement to diagnosing faulty electrical systems. Not only was this project massively enjoyable, but quite possibly one of the best learning experiences of my Olin career.